You know you are getting old when:
1 the pump attendant or the salesgirl call you 'auntie'
2 you keep losing your things and you have no idea or memory of what had happened
3 you keep repeating the same old story to the same people
4 you walk into the hip little boutiques and the young girls stare at you
5 it gets harder and harder to recover from sicknesses
6 you cannot remember your students' names
